4b5o1:

gu-sak:

ricepikachu:

danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:

boricuaislamica:

m0roccan:

yes i am reblogging this a second time because i laughed so hard

I can’t even imagine the fear. lololol

so they lean a few inches away from him.

that would totally protect you, of course.

I’m sure this is illegal. I’m sure he got in trouble. But oh my god this is so funny.

I’m sure this is a movie.  I’m sure the fictional character did get in trouble in this movie that is entitled Four Lions

lmao

princealek:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

mezzo-piano:

u-ok:

GOOOOOOOOOOOD

omg omg

REBLOG BUTTON IS BROKEN NOW

EVEN THE TAN LINES

• Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
• Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
• Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
• Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
• Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
• Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
• Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
• Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
• Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
• Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
• Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
• Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.